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- Griffin: "May a gentleman kick a door off its hinges in an emergency? I'm not usually the sort of fellow to go around kicking doors off hinges but for reasons too wearisome to detail, there is presently a locked door between myself and a crate of gin. Obviously myself and the gin need to become better acquainted. Is there an etiquette to kicking doors to matchwood? The door in question is at the house of a particularly tiresome aunt of mine."
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- Griffin: I am not kidding you guys. There is probably twenty responses, each of which are done in the style of like, a Downton Abbey roleplay.
- Justin: Who taught anthropomorphized owls how to use the internet? That's what I wanna know.
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“I’m trying to figure out how to superman a hoe, can we please focus?” — Travis McElroy
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the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it
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Not being open about your disability, sexuality, gender, or any sort of identity doesn’t mean you’re ashamed of it. Sharing details and being open can be scary, dangerous, or something you simply just don’t want to do. No one should make you feel like you have to share or that you’re less than for not being open about things. It’s your identity, no one else’s.
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there’s a Leia Little Golden Book and it is amazing
They even find a way to keep her out of that fucking slave bikini when she interacts with Jabba, wow
This is the princess I want for my future granddaughters.
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